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Post by Lissee on Wed Feb 17, 2010 4:09 am

I'm not normally suspicious but the wife told me yesterday that Gavin
from Autoglass came round and injected that special resin into her
crack.....she hasn't even got a car!!

I hate crushing pills up and putting them in my Gran's dinner. I feel
sneaky, but if I ever got her pregnant I wouldn't be able to forgive
myself.

A little girl walks into her parents' bedroom.
" Holy F..k" she screams "And YOU want ME to see a doctor about sucking
my thumb...!!

Wee Irish boy crying by the side of the road.
A man asks "What's wrong?"
Boy says "Me Ma is dead"
"Oh bejaysus" the man says "Do you want me to get Father O'Riley ?"
Wee boy replies"No thanks Mister, sex is the last ting on me moind
roight now."

Just had a call from a charity asking me to donate some of my clothes
to the starving people of the world. Told them to " F..k Off". Anyone
who fits into my clothes isn't starving!!!


Japanese scientists have now created a digital camera with such a fast
speed that it's now possible to take a photograph of a woman with her
gob shut.

Turned on my Sat Nav and it said 'Bear Left' and there was the zoo. How
good is that?

I hate all this terrorist business. I used to love the days when you
could look at an unattended bag on the train or bus and think " I'm
f..king having that!"

Man lost in a hot air ballon over Ireland He looks down and sees a
farmer and shouts to him, "Where am I?"
The Irish farmer looks up and shouts back "You can't kid me ya b*stard, you're in that feckin basket!"

Paddy is cleaning his rifle and accidentally shoots his wife. He dials
999.
Paddy says "It's my wife, I've accidentally shot her. I've killed her"
Operator "Please calm down sir. Can you first make sure she really is
dead?
"CLICK,BANG
Paddy "OK, done that, what next?
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Re: some good jokes

Post by Benneyboy on Wed Feb 17, 2010 7:58 am

fair play they made me laugh guess what facebook staus update time me thinks lol

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Re: some good jokes

Post by Will-Radford on Wed Feb 17, 2010 1:15 pm

Hahahaha love this one

Just had a call from a charity asking me to donate some of my clothes
to the starving people of the world. Told them to " F..k Off". Anyone
who fits into my clothes isn't starving!!!
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Re: some good jokes

Post by CraigB on Wed Feb 17, 2010 11:34 pm

why did the chiken cross the road?

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Re: some good jokes

Post by Will-Radford on Thu Feb 18, 2010 2:15 am

Cause it saw you walking towards it
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Re: some good jokes

Post by Benneyboy on Thu Feb 18, 2010 3:44 am

Will-Radford wrote:Cause it saw you walking towards it

and thought "shit today aint my day is it "

someone follow on form that one then heh ?


you hoes!!!!

lmao Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

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Re: some good jokes

Post by Will-Radford on Thu Feb 18, 2010 10:15 am

Will-Radford wrote:Cause it saw you walking towards it

Benneyboy wrote:And thought "shit today aint my day is it "

Ive already met benneyboy earlier today






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Post by chadz on Sun Feb 21, 2010 7:34 pm

Just had a call from a charity asking me to donate some of my clothes
to the starving people of the world. Told them to " F..k Off". Anyone
who fits into my clothes isn't starving!!!


Japanese scientists have now created a digital camera with such a fast
speed that it's now possible to take a photograph of a woman with her
gob shut.

Fukin epic haha
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Re: some good jokes

Post by Benneyboy on Tue Feb 23, 2010 8:40 am

Will-Radford wrote:
Will-Radford wrote:Cause it saw you walking towards it

Benneyboy wrote:And thought "shit today aint my day is it "

Ive already met benneyboy earlier today






bounce


im thinking of a four lettr word right now can you guess what it is Very Happy

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Re: some good jokes

Post by Will-Radford on Tue Feb 23, 2010 1:00 pm

Does it begin with a C and end with a T?
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Re: some good jokes

Post by Lissee on Wed Feb 24, 2010 7:48 am

Benneyboy wrote:
Will-Radford wrote:
Will-Radford wrote:Cause it saw you walking towards it

Benneyboy wrote:And thought "shit today aint my day is it "

Ive already met benneyboy earlier today






bounce


im thinking of a four lettr word right now can you guess what it is Very Happy

MILF

well, its been a bit quiet on here and im getting withdrawls lol
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Re: some good jokes

Post by Will-Radford on Wed Feb 24, 2010 11:23 am

I thought you had ditched us lisseeeey baby
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Re: some good jokes

Post by Lissee on Wed Feb 24, 2010 12:18 pm

No chance will . Have been having a serious amount of Shit going on at the mo and not having much time to spend surfing . But I pop in to make sure your all behaving your selves every day . Lol
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Re: some good jokes

Post by Will-Radford on Wed Feb 24, 2010 3:41 pm

Haha

Its all going wrong for me, im picking up a ped on friday and putting my bike up for sale

WHATS HAPPENING TO ME!!!!!
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Re: some good jokes

Post by CraigB on Wed Feb 24, 2010 6:48 pm

im disgusted.

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Re: some good jokes

Post by Will-Radford on Thu Feb 25, 2010 1:06 am

But it is an upgrade to my rs

Its 70cc
And 70cc crank, all brand new still in box ready for me to fit

All for £50

With a performance exhaust and loadsa other shizer

Very Happy
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Re: some good jokes

Post by Bluecollarlove on Thu Feb 25, 2010 1:47 pm

Pics Will? Smile

Or else it's like that horny female thread you posted .... all make believe Very Happy
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Re: some good jokes

Post by Will-Radford on Thu Feb 25, 2010 6:24 pm

You have posted in the tread with the pics in sir!
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Re: some good jokes

Post by Bluecollarlove on Fri Feb 26, 2010 4:58 pm

Okkay - point taken! I'm falling behind this already slllow forum with my hectic work schedule!

Wish I could find time to work around painting/repairing bikes. Errr, riding bikes actually Smile
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Re: some good jokes

Post by Will-Radford on Sat Feb 27, 2010 11:05 am

Well i can do both, still got my rs for riding Very Happy
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Re: some good jokes

Post by Benneyboy on Sat Feb 27, 2010 1:08 pm

Will-Radford wrote:Does it begin with a C and end with a T?

Laughing

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Re: some good jokes

Post by Benneyboy on Sat Feb 27, 2010 1:09 pm

Lissee wrote:
Benneyboy wrote:
Will-Radford wrote:
Will-Radford wrote:Cause it saw you walking towards it

Benneyboy wrote:And thought "shit today aint my day is it "

Ive already met benneyboy earlier today






bounce


im thinking of a four lettr word right now can you guess what it is Very Happy

MILF

well, its been a bit quiet on here and im getting withdrawls lol


ow lisseee you sexy milf !

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Re: some good jokes

Post by Lissee on Mon Mar 01, 2010 3:00 am

Benneyboy wrote:

MILF

well, its been a bit quiet on here and im getting withdrawls lol[/quote]


ow lisseee you sexy milf ![/quote]

Thanks Ben I feel happier now bounce
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Re: some good jokes

Post by Benneyboy on Mon Mar 01, 2010 3:39 am

Lissee wrote:
Benneyboy wrote:

MILF

well, its been a bit quiet on here and im getting withdrawls lol


ow lisseee you sexy milf ![/quote]

Thanks Ben I feel happier now bounce[/quote]



Laughing Laughing Laughing

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Post by Will-Radford on Mon Mar 01, 2010 12:45 pm

Quote fails ftw


Ohh and ermmmm milfy Very Happy
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